Bobert

Dear the many fans of me

I would like to first give you an update on my life.
-Football is over and that makes me happy. I like football, but, too much of a good thing can turn out to be a bad thing (unless it’s california rolls. I could never get sick of those rolls of joy). I get to go home straight away from school which is something I really really like. I finally get to watch my shows like Dr. Phil and Oprah. I don’t know how I made it through the season.

Alright, now on to the required section.

The writers strike has really started to tick me off. One of the few shows I actually keep up with (The Office) has been affected by this unnecessary bickering between the writers and the corporate nazis. Do the writers really need more money? They get enough recognition at the end of the show during the credits. What more could they want?

Now, half of the actors on The Office are writers. So consequently, the show has been delayed. Depriving me of the only true joy I get out of life. My only hope is to believe in the heart of the cards and maybe they could come to some agreement.

T.V. without writing is summed up by one word. Buzzathon.

GO MIZZOU!!!!!!

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New Rule. When girls complain that they should get special privileges just for being a girl (like already assuming that they get the front seat, or…anything else I don’t agree with) that we (the boys) can punch them in the face.
I have had many, many experiences dealing with young ladies that think they are, if I may borrow the expression, “too cool for school” and it is not pleasant . We already gave them the right to vote, what more could they want? I say that that that women should have equal rights, or, none at all.

I think I’m going to start ending my blog with a cool video or picture to make up for the lack of effort/quality I put into my actual blog…..that I will start with my next blog.

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Could you go beneath the surface to find something embarrassing? Im sure I could think of something. Maybe someone depantsing me (going beneath the surface) and me running around like a fool (embarrassing), but, I dont think I have any of those kinds of stories (that I would like to share with the likes of you!>=( )
Im going to write about something personal. Im going to write about something pure. Something a little embarrassing but nonetheless something very near and dear to my heart. Im going to talk about DragonBall Z.
Now, I dont love DragonBall Z like the way Lauren loves Harry Potter, or the way Curtis loves his Nickelodeon, but, I do enjoy watching it every now and then. I love the fight scenes where it takes about three episodes to throw one punch. I like the fact that Goku can overcome any obstacle that jumps in his way, no matter how pink and fat his opponent is. Everytime he goes into another level of SuperSayian it sends shivers down my spine (alliteration!!! or something like that).
Now, this show is a Jap. cartoon that follows the adventures of Goku and his many fighting friends who battle against many fighting foes. That about does it. Something about the show that you might need to know (yo) is that it takes a long long time for anything to happen. You can ask Frances Pauline Olive (who is another DragonBall Z fan) that they drag things out like nobody’s buisness.
Even though they do that to their show, its still a thing of wonder, amazment, and excitment. These characters effect you in a way that you never thought that a Jap. cartoon show could…or should.

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haha

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Alright. My very first post on my HTV blog. OK. Im excited……I forgot what we were suppose to write about. Something about a story that we like…right? Alright, I’ll go with that.

My favorite HTV story was not really a REAL story at all. It was something that was was done on the spur of the moment (or so I’m told). Yes folks, my favorite HTV story is the Cheese Story. It follows are good ol’ friends Brandon and that other guy at, none other than, the Osceola(sp?) cheese factory. The dynamic duo came upon the factory with all the force and authority that is HTV Magazine. The idea of it was “Lets do a story where we do everything wrong! It’ll be GREAT!”, and great it was kids. The very funny one liners like “and who does all the cheese cutting around here?” “Its MMMM good, Im sorry, can you say that again I didnt catch it.” “Mullet lady’s right” “Head North on bloody 13…” “this is no cheesy story…oh wait, it is.”Its the cheese capital of the worl…Ozarks.” are all so amazing!
With so many wonderful one liners, memorable characters, intelligent writing, and good old fashion American ingenuity, whats not to love about the power of cheese? I think I’ll go watch it now.

Oh, how long does this have to be?

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